This seems unfair

[kitheart.livejournal.com]

How is it that I'm not supposed to post erotic things on FF.net...but they'll show me an ad for vibrators?

Cut for possible NSFW. Dunno the community's policy.

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Getting story alerts out of order

[alex-axle.livejournal.com]

So I subscribe to an author, and they post a new story, about 12 chapters over a few days. But... the alerts are out of order. Two days ago I got an email for chapters 12 and 10, then the next day for chapter 11, and then finally, today, for the new story and chapters 1-6, all out of order. (Chapter 5... new story... Chapter 3...)
Is this ff.net, or my email being failtastic?