Dear fanfiction.net

[mazten.livejournal.com]

Dear Fanfiction,

I would like to upload a chapter, please. That is, use what could be considered *the* most important feature on your website. When I click 'submit' I would like to see a newly refreshed page with my story uploadd, not the same goddamned page that I've been staring at for the past ten minutes whilst I've been trying to upload. Neither would I like to see a completely blank page or an error message.

I just want to upload a small, simple Word Document, it doesn't even have any *s in it (because we all know what a sin that is).

Any time you'd like to let me submit, that'd be great.

Yours truly, a disgruntled author.