What have the admins been smoking?

[dancingkirby.livejournal.com]

Now they're trying to get us all excited about the new features. The good thing is, they admit there actually might be errors. The bad thing is, they make said errors sound like some big happy adventure.

Here are their exact words:

May 30th, 2007 -- For the past 48 hours we have been quietly upgrading our backend software and hardware. Unfortunately, the upgrade of this magnitude is not without faults: some pages did not load properly during the last 2 days while the upgrade progressed as fast as humanly possible.

Enjoy the ride as the next few weeks/days will bring new wrinkles and an old feature is returning with a vengeance. It is our goal to surprise and making sure the core needs of everyone on the site is met, one small step at a time. Here are code names for those that can't wait.
Search Reloaded: no secret here.
EyeBalls: lots of them.
Phoenix: fat lady never sings.
Info Overload: got eye-drops?
Your Questions: your answers.
We had hoped to release some of the features during March but our schedule did not permit it. As with all procrastinators, when we get going we go for the home-run. It will be fun.

"Fun" was not the word I was looking for. :/ Heavier than expected traffic, failure to send alert e-mails, and outdated data-yep, should be a blast.