I'm still laughing.

[dancingspiral.livejournal.com]

I have received the greatest message ever, and you should all be jealous of it's greatness!

"Ur just jealus of ppl who hav rl talent. Ur just a narc, n thats why you hav to report ppl n get there stories removed."

No, really! I'm still in stitches.

Let me be honest here for a minute - I will not hesitate to report abuse on stories that blatantly disregard some of the more common sense rules on the Pit... especially ones pertaining to grammar and a general respect for the language.

This one, in particular, was extremely bad. I had suffered through it, and surprisingly enough... a few of the ideas the author had were actually pretty good, and so I sent them a message (rather than leaving a review, because I knew the story in question would get deleted) and told them this:

"You have a very good idea for a plot, but you really need to work on using the English language."

Im jealus. Fo' rlz.